Hello

    Kay, well I'm not really sure what to write about at the moment. Odd thing is, is that, for me, this isn't all that much different from writing in an actual diary. What I mean by that is, I figured maybe in the future I'd publish all of my entries and let people read them, no matter how personal they might be, when really this is the same thing if you think about it, but with this people can read what you write right after you post something. So this is probably my best option, it's weird because I feel the same way about sex, and if not sex, just anything sexual. For example, if I give my boyfriend a blowjob with the door open when his family's home, I get turned on knowing someone could walk in on us at any time, and this actually happened once. At least he was finishing up. That's partly where the name of this "blog" comes from; jizz is kind of fun to make.
    Another reason I'm doing this is because it didn't work out too well on paper, which is odd because usually I prefer pen and paper to text on a blank screen any day, I'd promised myself I'd write in it daily and that worked for a whole 2, maybe 3 days, I don't even feel like checking. I feel like this would work a lot better because I check my emails at least once a day, and sometimes try to find cool music, so I'm sure I can squeeze in time to write about myself. As you might be able to tell already, I have a bit of an odd sense of humor, it's mostly sarcastic, with a bit of morbid and dry thrown in there. If you can't get the feel of my full humor yet, which you probably can't yet, unless you know me personally, you'll probably understand it a bit more when I write more shit. 

    Anyway, I just wanted to write this as a start off point, and to welcome whomever you are, to reading my thoughts. As I said, this is an online "diary," I know, extremely private, so yes, I will be writing about myself a lot. If that bores you then have fun not reading anything on The Daily Jizz. For those of you who aren't bored by reading about other people, I might talk about sex a lot, or maybe my off-putting family, my amazing, loving boyfriend, or just my fucking day. So have fun reading. :)

Fluke ☄

p.s: May the forth be with you. :P (No I'm not all that into Star Wars, I just heard it this morning from my math teacher, and cracked up.)